above is an art project I did for 2-d design using paper airplanes, tape, people, string, hallways, different coloured t-shirts and floodlights.
Everyone in my dorm right now is singing Against Me! I'm okay with that.
I have 8 listening logs to do for Music in the Black Church tomorrow. Gospel Music, here I come.
It has been a while since I wrote a long entry so I'm gonna do that now. I don't really have anything to say, but I'll just put stuff down.
I hate it when you say "I don't like when _____" and then someone you like is all like, " I do _________ all the time." Then you are like "Ughh I mean..." If I ever am a writer for a family comedy series all of the episodes will use this formula to set the situational humor of the episode.
Speaking of writing for a family comedy. My new dream job (and it's not really that new) is being a doctor of humor. How do i get a Ph.d. in Humor? That would be so awesome. You could teach people about why things are funny, you could learn about why things are funny and most importantly, you could refute to a degree of academic certainty people that aren't funny.
"Excuse me sir, you are most certainly not funny."
"I beg your pardon?"
"I am telling you now, still quoting Kanye West and making Michael Jackson jokes is not funny at all."
"But everyone is laughing, what right do you have to say I am not funny."
"Everyone is laughing because they are pre-conditioned to laugh at jokes about celebrities and most of them feel bad for you. Also I am a doctor of humor."
"Well, then I withdraw my previous jokes and hold my head in shame."
That would be an awesome situation.
Also I want to write a steam-punk novel. Maybe I'll start that eventually. The year is 3000, fossil fuels were never discovered and dirigibles are the preferred method of travel. If this book were a cartoon movie everything would be way too sepia. BADASS
Mahalia Jackson, hurr I come.
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