Addendum

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

yo

Yo, I changed the layout of the blog.  Partly because I got bored but mostly because I think I am going to start doing my own webcomic and I want a wider format so I can fit my webcomic (when and if I add it).  Because I am at work and not at home I can't do the webcomic now.  Instead I am going to include some of my favorite online comics.  

Officialjesuschrist.com

Questionablecontent.net

Explosm.net

Qwantz.com

Drmcninja.com

Also... the proposed name of my new internet drawing stories is "Silly Animals in Sillier Situations".  I hope the theme of my Browser-based-artistic-renderings-while-maintaining-coherency is apparent.

tonight

Tonight made for excellent conversation.  At least for the moment I really feel like I have my life figured out.  Talking about your goals and aspirations and fears and everything else with someone else is always helpful.  As a side note, I don't think I am going to feel like blogging much until school starts again.  So prepare for a month of possible hiatus.  Who knows?

-Ryan

Harry Potter 6

here is my review of Harry Potter 6: Harry and the Half-Blood Prince-

The new Harry Potter movie was pretty good.  I guess.  It was entertaining.  The imagery and symbolism thing was way over done.  Yes we understand that with cgi you can make good things light and bad things dark.  I hear England is somewhat of a dreary place but I don't think one day in Harry Potter's 6th year at Hogwarts wasn't overcast by a brown smoky (smokey) sky.  Some of the scenes were cute/amusing.  I liked that.  The acting was pretty decent.  

Okay that's my review

summer lovin... havin a blast

Someday we'll all get back to the way things were. Someday nostalgia won't hold it's weight. Someday the best days of our lives will be replaced.

They don't play my hits, well I don't give a shit...

Things that have happened recently.

Last night and this morning sucked. I went to Forecastle tonight. Saw jam band greats such as The Black Crowes and Widespread Panic. Remind me not to be an asshole hippy/outdoorsmen wannabe who smokes weed at jam band concerts when I'm 50 years old. God. Also, does every girl in America own that one bohemian dress. You know. That dress that they wear when they want to be different, or when they go to music festivals. Seriously. Every fucking girl between the ages of 16 and 26 was wearing a crappy hippy dress with gladiator sandals. If Russell Crowe and that one mom that dresses like a hippy on Halloween (every goddamn year) had a middle-class white suburban daughter.. it would be every female there. Enough about that though. The Black Crowes are really average. Like if I got 10 of my musically talented friends and we just made up songs as we went for an hour (plus reverb whored everything) it would sound like The Black Crowes. Widespread Panic was pretty good but I can't believe that they have such a devoted following. Who was that upset about missing out on The Grateful Dead that they had to follow around Widespread Panic. I mean the least they could've done is picked Phish. Probably the same people that don't own any non-Jerry Garcia ties. They're so zany but they work well in formal situations.



I think it should be noted that that picture was taken from a webiste called Frattinghard.com

and my closing remarks:

Dear All White People,

Quit trying to be Rastafarian. Seriously. No one else cares how much weed you smoke. You're not proving anything. Cut off your dreadlocks, take a shower and for God's sake, quit having children.

Sincerely, Ryan

You found me. Three bullets, skillfully dodged. You planned on leaving me for death. But I was deft for lead.

and again

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

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Sometimes I get extremely insecure about things.

Cigars, bottle rockets and politics make excellent conversation.

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All quiet on the western front.

Independence Day

Watching the Weather Channel like its my job today.

rich girls, fine wine, i lost my sense, i lost control, I lost my mind

Tomorrow is the Fourth of July. That is my favorite holiday besides Christmas. I have to work from 5-11. That means I am missing the cookouts and most of the fireworks. Boooooooo! I don't even get time and a half. Either way I still have a bag full of Roman Candles.

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Battered wives, molested children
Roaches on the floor, rats in the ceiling
Cats walk around New York with two fillin's
One is in their mouth the other, does the killin'
I'm Vast Air, Kramer, top billin'

Mystic Valley Band

Tonight I saw Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band play. It was really great. Three very large indie girls sat next to me on one side of the couch at different parts of the show. I totally called that. It was very hot. I bought a hat. It is green and not red like most of my stuff. Natalie made a comment that I always wear Christmas colours (my shirt was red). Maybe someday people will celebrate Ryanmas (Nafzigermas?) It's cool cause I needed a new hat because I lost my last one. If anyone has seen a red trucker hat that has the Massey Fergusson logo on it it is mine. Natalie's sister bought everyone icee's and McDonald's. That was sweet. Tomorrow I am definitely going to Paul's to buy Iced Animal Crackers and beer cheese. I won't eat the two together though. That is all for now.